The Chosen Juan: Versus the Saturnian Cube Kickstarter

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/producerism/the-chosen-juan-versus-the-saturnian-cube

Juan is just a “normal” conspiracy podcaster until a black cube of unknown origins is delivered in a familiar looking “Abraxas Prime” box, found in a crater in his backyard one night causing a brief internet and power outage. Soon, Juan discovers with the help of his friends (Mark and Chris of Illuminati Confirmed) that the cube is no toy, it has the ability to change the very frequencies of reality, affecting everyone differently and ultimately unlocking superhuman abilities in each of them.

To Juan, the cube splits him into two extremes (Juan on Juan) which never agree with each other but are equally powerful in their own rights.  For Mark, the cube allows him to communicate and even merge with any crystalline structure. Chris can force the truth out of anyone (in a very unique and extremely gross way).

This discovery causes them to hunt down the origins of this cube, starting on a trans-dimensional journey that will have them facing off directly against reptilians, ancient gods and even the Gnostic demiurge itself.

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